Oh, and also?

[innocent_lex]

Electric cars are not emission-free. No, really. No, I'm not kidding. Remember those big, fugly, emission-pumping power station thingies? Those things that produce the electricity in the first place? Yeah, no, you're right - the electricity for your car doesn't come from there, it's converted at 100% efficiency from the rainbows that unicorns spew out of their backsides.

And on that note, grumpy-pants is going to wallow in a nice cool bath.