Mobile phones are crap

None of them do what I want them to do. I want a phone that I don't have to charge up every couple of days just because I've used it to make half a dozen phone calls, that I can read and edit documents on, that has wifi and hsdpa and bluetooth and other connectivity options, that will synch with my diary, contacts, notes and so on, that has a touch-screen, that I can write on anywhere with a stylus, that has a speaker, that I can use all over the world, that has a speaker, that can play music and video, that has the usual random apps that come with any PDA, has email, isn't locked to a specific mobile provider, and that doesn't cost the earth. Even ignoring the last request, I can't seem to get more than half of those requirements in one device.

At least I save money.