I've got BBC News on and they've got the results of their exit poll:
Labour: 255
Conservative: 307
LibDem: 59
I have to confess I'm yet again stunned at the disparity between the number of votes and the number of seats. The latest pre-election opinions polls that I saw were showing the following (approx):
Labour: 27%
Conservative: 36%
LibDem: 26%
The difference between those two sets of numbers is just peculiar, and the discrepancies certainly explain the LibDems' desire to see a proportional representation system (we currently have a 'first past the post' system). This graph from the last election shows what an impact our current system has in bringing in a government that most of the country don't want:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Percentage_graph_UK_POLITICS_2005.pngWhatever the case, nobody is a clear winner according to the exit poll. A party needs 326 MPs to get an absolute majority in parliament. We'll see what the real results are in the morning.
ETA: Paxman to Mandelson (Labour monkey): If you guys try to hang onto Downing Street it's going to look like a coup, isn't it. *snerk*