innocent_lex: (Cute)
I was sitting in the study (study! I have a study!) doing study things when I realised I could hear a cat running back and forth across the bedroom above me. Ah hah! Only one thing would cause that, so I went upstairs and, lo, there was one cat and one mouse getting to know one another. I locked the cat outside the bedroom, and five minutes later me and the mouse were getting to know one another instead as I carried it downstairs and out into the garden. Mice may well be small and cute, and their little small, cute paws may be all light, and their fur is all soft, but wow, I washed my hands four times just to be sure. Cats are now locked in the house for a few hours to give the mouse a bit of time to find its way home, wherever that might be.

Nature is back where it should be.
innocent_lex: (grumpy)
Buggering cats have brought a bloody mouse into my bedroom, chased it around for a bit, lost the little bastard then buggered off outside again. So there's a mouse running around in the bedroom, I can't find it, it's the middle of the buggering night, and i'm absolutely pissed off. So much for my nice long sleep tonight. Bloody hell.

And on top of that, when it drops dead from fright or starvation or whatever, I won't even be able to find it then because I don't do smelling - that function was switched off. What a delightful thought: rotting corpses in the bedroom. Fucking fantastic.

Pissed off? You betcha.

Fox!

Apr. 17th, 2008 11:49 pm
innocent_lex: (Default)
fox in the back garden. No idea how it got in there but it had better leave the same way. fox & cat in garden @ the same time = bad. Cat flap now locked. No more cats out at night. ever. 

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